Home Alone With Chicken Bratwurst

It's already in the pan, but, really, what the hell is "Chicken Bratwurst"?

I can fish the package out of the garbage, but it sort of begs the question....

Witness: No explicit connection between "Chicken Sausage" and "Bratwurst."

But there's no doubt: they are sausages.

Traditional oil & water cooking method, as if they were bratwurst.

Considering a future for these potato leftovers from lunch....

The larger scene of the crime.

When the water boils off, they'll brown in the oil.

Russian-style boiled potatos with dill....
Well and good, but where's the fried fat?

They look like bratwurst.... Excess fried fat coming up!

Whoops, noticed just in time to head off trouble.

Prevents excessive dog drool as I eat.

Time Passes

Yep, fried those potatos in the same (chicken) grease.

Yum! Yum! Hot and steaming non-bratwurst bratwurst.
(Entitles my arteries to a dollup of real sour cream, don't you think?)

Oh no! Airplane fodder on HBO!
Jennifer "Squeeky Clean" Lopez in some Hollywood version of DirtyLatinaMaids.com

I need a maid....
What am I saying? I'll leave this for the wife!

I know, I know. That was rude. The dog's disappointed in me too.