May 27, 2010

Home Alone With Chicken Bratwurst

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It's already in the pan, but, really, what the hell is "Chicken Bratwurst"?

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I can fish the package out of the garbage, but it sort of begs the question....

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Witness: No explicit connection between "Chicken Sausage" and "Bratwurst."

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But there's no doubt: they are sausages.

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Traditional oil & water cooking method, as if they were bratwurst.

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Considering a future for these potato leftovers from lunch....

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The larger scene of the crime.

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When the water boils off, they'll brown in the oil.

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Russian-style boiled potatos with dill....
Well and good, but where's the fried fat?

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They look like bratwurst.... Excess fried fat coming up!

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Whoops, noticed just in time to head off trouble.

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Prevents excessive dog drool as I eat.

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Time Passes

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Yep, fried those potatos in the same (chicken) grease.

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Yum! Yum! Hot and steaming non-bratwurst bratwurst.
(Entitles my arteries to a dollup of real sour cream, don't you think?)

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Oh no! Airplane fodder on HBO!
Jennifer "Squeeky Clean" Lopez in some Hollywood version of DirtyLatinaMaids.com

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I need a maid....
What am I saying? I'll leave this for the wife!

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I know, I know. That was rude. The dog's disappointed in me too.

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