May 2, 2004
I'm not actually sure if I believe the above,
But when I wrote it, it entertained me.
It was crazy.
It was looney.
It was wacky.
I'm sure if I get laid soon,
I'll definitely have second thoughts about all this.
But since I wrote it,
And since I have no use for it,
I'm mailing it to you with two photographs
That I was ambitious enough to develop.