Exile Two

I'm not actually sure if I believe the above,
But when I wrote it, it entertained me.

It was crazy.
It was looney.
It was wacky.
And radical.

I'm sure if I get laid soon,
I'll definitely have second thoughts about all this.

But since I wrote it,
And since I have no use for it,
I'm mailing it to you with two photographs
That I was ambitious enough to develop.

--Muhammed Ulianov