April 2, 2004

On the Trail

Actually, what did those guys....
Oh, when they went up into the snow
they had rum or something, right?
Who?
Brandy?
Hikers.

Oh, NO!
Big Red!
Ah, I don't know whether I want a hit of that.
How much was it?
A dollar eighty-nine.
Alright, what the hell....
It's over a dollar and less than two dollars.
That's pretty cheap.

...aahh....
...aahh....
...ahhh....

I got that old lettuce picking feeling in me now.
I know whatcha mean, Mahn.
Eh Mahn, I just can't get enough of it....

Why don't you turn off the tape recorder, Mahn?
And miss this?
Ve vill have fun! Ve vill have fun! Ve vill....

We'll wait until you're high and then play it back.
Don't be recording while we're high.
Yeah, we might shove one of us off the edge of a cliff.
Yeah....

Hello, voice.
You might hear me again.
You'll be embarrassed as all hell.

What's that down there?
That's Sky Camp.
That's where I smoked dope for the first time in my life.
Really?
Yup.

Did you get off?
No.
I probably did, but I didn't know what was happening.

The first time I got stoned was that time...
and somebody else sat there,
sat around and made sure I breathed in all the smoke.

What?

The first time I really got ripped,
they just sat around forcing smoke....
When was that?
...about five people....
Coming up for the pass,
and the baton is going to....
Freshman year.

And he takes off.
Drinks half of it on his way.
That's what they should have in races,
is alcoholic batons.

EEEEeeeeee....
EEEeeeeee....
EEeeeeee....
Eeeeeee....

THE WINNER!
White Man Kill!

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